Some might say that it’s about time Victoria appeared in a VSR, afterall she is a namesake. However, those that know me well understand there is an extremely good reason for this. I despise the woman. However, I have decided to put my own personal prejudices to the side for the sake of fashion (I’m so giving).
So here we have our Vic on the red carpet for a premiere at the Cannes Film Festival (why post Spice World have they even allowed this to happen??). I’m going to start with the positives…
…and now for the negatives. Ohhhh ok, I’ll say something good if I have to. It’s nice to see something other than a sparkly ball gown put in an appearance at Cannes… granted I love a princess dress, but even I can get puffballed out at times. This is sleek and understated so points for that.
God that was EXHAUSTING being so effusive. But lets get to the bare bones (how appropriate) of the matter. You are wearing something from your eponymous range, that allegedly you designed, which has been CUSTOM MADE to fit you… so explain this to me Sticky… WHY ARE YOUR TROUSERS 6 INCHES TOO LONG FOR YOU? They make you look like a new born giraffe bimbling around on it’s new, untested knobbly legs. I cannot begin to fathom why you have purposefully designed this to look like such. It’s incredibly strange and unflattering and whilst I have no love for you, you don’t normally fuck it up. However, I’m extremely happy to see in this instance you have indeed done just that.
Finally, I’m sincerely hoping that the silver button on your lady garden is just an unfortunate camera flash incident. Otherwise I might have to designate an entire blog to this new outer vjazzale trend you’re starting. Oh Ok… I’ll button it now.