Wear for art thou Taylor?

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TAYLOR SWIFT 13TH MAY

It must be Friday 13th. There is simply no way VSR would cover two eternally despised individuals back-to-back in a Wear For Art Thou? review otherwise.  I’m going to ignore the fact this is TShizzle and just judge this look as one would a mannequin in a well lit store window.  The dress bothers me.  I think it could be great on someone who looked less like a top heavy bean pole.  Although I’m not entirely sure, as it’s also very reminiscent of something I once owned from Karen Millen in the early 90s (which whilst wrong is probably now de rigeur?).  It’s styled well – her hair is interesting and whilst a tad too yellow, is actually edgy combined with the lighter than normal eye make up.  This look isn’t bad, but it’s as unnatural on Taylor as the man-made fibre carpet she’s standing on (which most disconcertedly seems to match the dress).  Unfortunately Taylor you are more plastic and less animated than the aforementioned store front mannequin. Ha.

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One thought on “Wear for art thou Taylor?

  1. I am really on the fence with this dress. I don’t detest it, nor do I love it.
    I am not anti-cleavage at all but here I think the booby top just really cheapens it.
    You’re right on the hair, it’s on the cusp of being yellow. Her make-up is nicer than normal though.
    It’s not the worst I’ve seen. But then, that normally belongs to the girl in the movie ‘Room’.

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